BREAKING–Boycott of Apple Face ID
CUPERTINO, CA—Due to the recent protests outside of the main offices at the enormous entrepreneurial tech enterprise, Apple, the Let’s Digress News Network has sent a uniquely qualified reporter to
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BREAKING: Classified Document Released About Gender Wage Gap
SEATTLE, WA—Earlier this week, an anonymous source familiar with the inside business dealings within the über-capitalist company Amazon emailed a classified and partially-redacted document to a reporter here at the
Leaked–President Trump’s Notes
WASHINGTON, D.C.—On Tuesday, an anonymous source close to someone familiar with a person who is knowledgeable about dealings within the White House told a news organization classified details about President