If I Were a Contestant on Love Is Blind…
Gabby suckered me into watching this dumb show, and I can legitimately feel my brain cells diminishing as the season progresses.
Category: Amusing Things
The Strongest Swords are Forged in the Hottest Fires
Buckle up for some blacksmith-style learning.
Toy Story Plot Hole?
The kids and I were watching Toy Story earlier tonight. I’ve seen this movie more as an adult over the past two years than I ever did as a kid,
Mother’s Day 2022
An open letter to my mom (and every mom).
BREAKING–Outrage Among Mute Marginalized Group
HELENA, MT—In a surprising announcement earlier this week, Quantell Henderson, Co-President of the Helena chapter of Mute African-American Orators of North America released an open letter to Jeff Bezos, calling
6 Ways EMS Prepared Me for Parenthood
Gabby and I have been parents for just over 10 months so far. How have we managed to survive this long? It’s because we’ve been conditioned by the prehospital environment.
How to be Romantic During a Worldwide Pandemic, Part Deux
Happy New Year! And more importantly, happy 658th day of 15 Days to Slow the Spread!
A Halloween Epiphany
I had an epiphany on Halloween while headed to work. A spooky epiphany.
BREAKING–New Discovery Discovers Why Redheads Don’t Blink
BIRMINGHAM, AL—In a landmark discovery made earlier this week at the Birmingham campus of the Let’s Digress Research Centers of North America, scientists have unlocked the longstanding enigma of why
I’m Legitimately a Dad Now
I’m legitimately a dad now.